Key Benefits

Built for the Day-Ones.

Every month, you get more than just cans — you earn your spot in the Stoopid legacy.

Zero Sugar
Founders Hat (VIP-Only)

Never sold. Always earned.

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Launch-Locked Pricing

Your rate never increases — ever.

Zero Sugar
Limited Edition Sticker Pack

Collector-only designs, new each drop.

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 3 Weeks Early Access to Flavors + Drops

Be first to taste what others can’t.

Zero Sugar
free 24-pack

Bonus on 2nd renewal (pays for itself)

Energy Drink Cans
Zero Sugar
Cancel Anytime

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$109 Retail Value → You Pay $69.99/mo

Includes free shipping + limited Founders gear

💥  Save 36% every month.Cancel Anytime

⚡  WARNING: Only a few Founders Spots Left

Once it’s full, you’ll have to wait for the next drop.

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WHY VIP

Overpriced much? Nah—With everything you’re getting we’re basically lowballing ourselves.”


You’re not buying a drink. You’re buying priority. Early access. Better pricing. The line cuts for Day-1 killers who move first.

Clean Energy, No Crash: ~200mg caffeine, zero sugar, vegan-friendly, premium extracts.

SOCIAL PROOF / REVIEWS
(5/5)

“Bedrock to beast mode in 3 sips. I’m subscribed.”

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“VIP hat is hard. Drink’s cleaner than my conscience.”

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“Free 24-pack on month 2? Stupid value.”

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“VIP hat is hard. Drink’s cleaner than my conscience.”

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ORDER SUMMARY

VIP Founders Bundle— $69.99 / month


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GUARANTEE + CANCELLATION

30-DAY "FIRST CASE" PROMISE

Your satisfaction or your money back. It's that Stoopid simple.

If your first case doesn't hit like you expected, contact us within 30 days of delivery- no excusies, no atitude.

Cancel anytime from your account with a single click. You're in control-always.

We stand behind every can because we built this drink for relentless people like you.

Refunds apply to first case only. Unopened cases qualify for full refund unless damaged.

REFUND POLICY

RETURNS AS QUICK AS OUR ENERGY

Returns should be as stoopid easy as crushing a can. E-mail us to start the process. We'll issue a refund within one business day of approval, no question.

No refunds on discontinued products. We reserve the right to limit returns of excessive quantities.

Frequently Asked
Question

It auto-adds to your second renewal. If you cancel before renewal, the bonus doesn’t trigger.

Yes. One-click in the portal. No phone calls, no drama.

Flavors original. Strawberry, lemonade Fruit punch

Usually 2–5 business days in the U.S. Tracking sent by email/SMS.

Yes—limited spots. Once full, it’s closed.