⚡  STOOPID ENERGY REWARDS

🔥 GET PAID FOR BEING STOOPID

Every order. Every sip. Every move you make earns STOOPID POINTS — and those points turn into free drinks, free merch, and exclusive access most people will never touch.

🔥  You already drink Stoopid Energy. Now it pays you back.

  • This isn’t a coupon program.
  • This isn’t a coupon program.

🧠  HOW IT WORKS (NO MATH DEGREE REQUIRED)

  • 💰  Earn 5 points for every $1 you spend
  • ⚡  1 point = $0.01 in rewards
  • 🔥  Spend. Earn. Redeem. Repeat.

You buy energy.
We give you power back.

🔥  WAYS TO EARN STOOPID POINTS

Do normal sh*t. Get rewarded.
  • Create an account → 100 points
  • Buy Stoopid Energy → 5 points per $1
  • Stay subscribed → Monthly bonus points
  • Drop a review → 150 points
  • Follow us → Free points
  • Refer a friend → Big points

Even your birthday gets rewarded around here 🎂 ⚡ 

STOOPID TIERS (LEVEL UP OR GET LEFT)
🥉  ROOKIE

Just getting warmed up

  • Earn points on every order
  • Access to rewards
🥈  PRO

You’re locked in

  • Everything in Rookie
  • Bonus points on every purchase
  • Early access to drops
  • Priority rewards
🥇  ELITE

Certified Stoopid

  • Everything in Pro
  • Monthly bonus points
  • Bigger rewards
  • Free shipping options
  • Elite-only merch & drops
🩸  VIP FOUNDERS

THE BLOODLINE (LIMITED FOREVER)

This tier never comes back.

  • Lifetime VIP status
  • 1,000 points EVERY month
  • Massive bonus points on every order
  • Founder-only merch
  • Unreleased flavors
  • Handwritten thank-you
  • 1-on-1 call with the founder

You’re not a customer. You’re part of the brand.

🎁  WHAT YOU CAN CASH POINTS FOR

Points turn into real sh*t:
  • $5 / $10 / $20 off
  • Free shipping
  • Sticker packs
  • Exclusive hats
  • Limited merch
  • Free 12-packs
  • Free full cases

Stack points long enough and your energy starts paying for itself 😈 

⚠️  THE RULES (KEEP IT FAIR. KEEP IT STOOPID.)

  • Points don’t stack with other discounts
  • Rewards apply to full-price items
  • Points expire after 12 months (VIP never expires)

We protect the system so the real ones eat.

⚡  WHY STOOPID ENERGY REWARDS HIT DIFFERENT

  • You’re rewarded for loyalty, not spam
  • Subscriptions = nonstop points
  • VIPs get treated like royalty
  • No gimmicks. No fake value.
  • Just power for power

🔥READY TO START EARNING?

Create an account.
Join a tier.
Start stacking points.

🔥 Drink Stoopid. Earn Stoopid. Stay Stoopid
👉 Join STOOPID Rewards